same defecation, different time unit

i have been away from this planet for half of one of your solar years.in that time, me and mine have put to death trillions in this galaxy. we have laid waist to thousands of home worlds, and stripped them of their resources, yet the powers that be insist that i return here, and continue my, "fact gathering". i am permitted to do harm to no more than i can eat while here. where is fairness? last night was the first human i have had for a long time. to think it was something that i thought might be of some consolation. her name was sandy. it was even more fatty, and bland than i had remembered.